yes, ladies and gentlemen, this is what my college education requires of me.

There’s a Monster in My Tummy!

(BOOM!) Ashley slammed the door and stormed into the kitchen. (THUD, THUD, THUD, THUD) (GRUMBLE, GRUMBLE, GRUMBLE) (AHHHHHHH) Ashley screamed, “Oh no, not yet!” she thought. (CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK) High heels quickly clicked down the hallway. She knew this sound all too well. Her mom slowly opened the door to the kitchen (CREEEEAAAAKKK) “What are you up to young lady?” asked mom. (GRUMBLE, GRUMBLE, GRUMBLE) “Just doin’ my homework Mom!” answered Ashley a little too quickly. “Mhmmm, sure, just remember, no chips before dinner!” (CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK). (WHEEEWWW) Finally, the coast was clear. She flung open the cupboard (SQUEAK) and grabbed a bag of chips, trying her best not to make too much noise. (CRUSCHK) Oh the lovely salty smell was almost too much to handle. Patience was key. She reached her hand in the bag, making sure to only touch that one chip. (GRUMBLE, GRUMBLE, GRUMBLE) “Hold your horses, im trying” she assured. She placed the chip on her tongue and (CRUNCH) slowly, carefully, as not to not make too much noise (CRUNCH). (MMMMMMM) “There, happy now?” Ashley asked, a bit impatiently. (GRUMBLE, GRUMBLE, GRUMBLE) “Oh no!” as she looked down at the already opened bag of chips, it was near impossible to stop it. Before she knew it she was shoveling chip after chip in to her mouth, (CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH) (CREEEEEEAAAAAAKK) The door to the kitchen swung open “Ashley!!!!” screamed mom. (CRUNCH CRUNCH) “Sorry mom, the monster in my tummy was hungry” said Ashley timidly.